Yuck….
Got vomitted on today, right in the middle of Tesco’s, by the ever-adorable Jay. Completely without warning, he opened up and retched watery sick over me until I was left standing in a puddle in the bread aisle.
My thanks to all the other shoppers who didn’t bother to help me, but felt it was quite acceptable to stare at me anyway . . .
My one thought as this was happening was “Wow. I can’t believe how well I’m handling all this!”.
