Pregnancy Dreaming

Well, we’re at about the halfway mark in the pregnancy right now (and it’s really starting to drag)! Mrs Levee, for the last couple of weeks, has been having strange dreams and also talking a bit in her sleep.

The first dream involved me having an affair with her sister - albeit we were only kissing! Apparently, this coupled with some ‘relationship problems’ that we were having in her dream led to us breaking up. However, I moved to a flat close by so that I could spend time with the kids. The thing that freaked her out was the detail and the logic in the dream - we split our possessions: I got my guitars and the best computer while she remained in the house with just about everything else. I took it as a bit of a warning that I’d better not get too friendly with her sister . . .

Next up she paired the same sister off with a friend of ours who has just had a baby. In this dream, sister-in-law was pregnant and talking out the merits of having the delivery locally or closer to where the dad lived! Bizarre.

Last night was my favourite. In this dream, our baby is born, but Mrs Levee’s mother secretly whisks the baby away to baptise it. She even names the child: Hummus.

I wonder when the content of these is going to hit rock bottom. More importantly, if I’m going to have an affair that wrecks my marriage, surely I’m going to get more action than a kiss?