Funny Thought On The Loyalist Feud

I was thinking about the Loyalist feud earlier today. Imagine if the feud between the UVF and the LVF was actually about which group was most loyal to Queen and country?

“Whad’ya mean Billy? Sure I’m the Queen’s biggest fan! I’ve got all her Christmas speeches on DVD!”

“No way Billy, my Union Jack tattoo’s bigger than yours. Sure you’ve only got one flag outside your house - you’re practically a Taig!”

You can see how such dedicated alegiance might develop into…er….a more heated debate….(apologies for the stereotyping of the name Billy!)