Big Brother’s Orlaith Disappointed By Real World
In other news today, Orlaith McAllister has had her eyes opened since leaving the Big Brother house - and she’s not a happy ex-housemate!
“Did you know other women have breasts too?” she fumed during an interview yesterday. “I thought I was the only one! I should be basking in the glow of a thousand paparazzi flash bulbs right now, but all I can think about is whether someone has better boobs than me!”
Yes folks, the bottle-blonde whinger is out of the BB house and coming to a Page 3 near you.
As a bloke, I never expected to ever utter these words, but: If I never saw Orlaith McAllister’s boobs again it would just be too soon! Orlaith, you have been evicted from the human race….please leave the planet!
[...] Not Kinga. If I’m sick of Orlaith McAllister’s boobs, you can bet I never want to see Kinga’s again! What a filthy, disgusting woman. I sincerely hope she becomes more comfortable with herself. You mostly see this exhibitionist streak in people who can’t get attention in any other way. [...]