Aaaaallll Reeeeet! Anthony Wins Big Brother

Vapid pretty-boy Anthony has won 2005’s Big Brother contest. We’re disappointed here because we were rooting for Eugene to win!

Dancer/hairdresser Anthony was the embodiement of the 2005 housemate: self-absorbed, uninteresting and shallow. He proved this during his interview with Davina McCall. Davina asked him if he would have taken the ?50,000 if he’d been in the same position as Eugene. Bizarrely, he said no - he would have left it to the public to decide and if he’d won, then great.

Actions speak louder than words, though. After Eugene was evicted, Anthony spent over half-an-hour dancing and leaping about the Big Brother house, pulling all his disco moves. This amounted to more enthusiasm than he’d shown in his entire time in the house!!!

And when Anthony got in front of the press, he pulled out all the stops: prancing, posing and getting on like an arse. A disappointing end to the show, and confirming my waiting room for the z-list theory!