Eviction Night On Big Brother

Damn, this year’s Big Brother has been terrible! Despite the ethnic and sexual diversity of the housemates, all of them have the ‘wannabe’ gene.

Over the last few weeks, I’ve been glued to Big Brother every evening to watch the ultimate in car crash TV. Oh, you know it’s terrible, but you just can’t stop yourself looking!

The Big Brother house has essentially become the waiting room for the z-list celebrity! Even though Endemol notified talent agencies to submit CVs, there isn’t an ounce of charisma between most of the housemates. Unless you count some poor attempts at amateur porn by the more desperate types, most of us have been sitting in our living rooms, watching people sitting in a living room.

We’re glad Craig’s gone! That scissor-weilding abomination has probably set homosexuality back a few centuries. One of the tabloids yesterday described him as the most vile character on TV ever! Mrs L and I would be inclined to agree!

No Talking About Nominations…

Psst! Pssst! Who are you voting for?

• Not Anthony. The personality bypass worked - there’s nothing to vote for there! And am I the only one who thought he was playing mad Craig?
• Not Kinga. If I’m sick of Orlaith McAllister’s boobs, you can bet I never want to see Kinga’s again! What a filthy, disgusting woman. I sincerely hope she becomes more comfortable with herself. You mostly see this exhibitionist streak in people who can’t get attention in any other way.
• Not Makosi. Don’t get me wrong, she’s been one of the funniest things on the show this year, but she’s still a desperate wannabe (and possibly a plant). If I were being fickle, her use of the third person is irritating. No vote for Makosi.

If a vote gets placed in the Levee household, it’ll be for Eugene. He’s already talking about returning to his old job after the show. Reminds me a bit of Cameron Stout and Jon Tickle from previous series’ of BB - Eugene has his feet on the ground and has no delusions about lasting fame.

Oh yes, and I’ll be watching Kinga’s exit to see just how the public feel about ‘ladette’ culture! All tits and no personality make girls very…yawn….boring…..