Santa Goes To Jail

It seems our two year old Jay is a bit obsessed with the disappearance of all the Christmas decorations over the past few days. So much so that he has even concocted his own wee story about the cause of it all.

It would seem that Christmas time is over because the police men came and put Santa in jail. I have no idea why it happened or what Santa did to deserve such punishment but I am just amazed at what can come from the imagination of a toddler.

Ray (our 4 year old) upon hearing Jay’s version of events then decided that Santa had subsequently escaped only to be recaptured and taken to the dump by the same law enforcement officers.

I have no idea what grudges my children bear towards Santa Claus, maybe their gifts just weren’t up to scratch this year. But if anyone is wondering where Santa has gone and why he is no longer found in every shopping centre you venture into, now you know. I hope we have put your mind at ease!